I've been stuck at home feeling a bit under the weather lately, so I decided to crack open one of the canned ramen I brought back from Japan last year. According to the label, it's just called Shoyu Ramen. Simple...I like. I can't remember exactly where I bought this one, but it must have been somewhere in Akihabara. After all, that's where most of the ramen vending machines are.
My first reaction after opening the can was: [CENSORED]. Exactly. These cans can last for years so it is highly unlikely that I was staring at some type of fungus. It turns out that it was just some good ole lard clusters that blended into the soup after I applied some heat. The directions on this can actually recommended that you reheat the ramen in a pot and not in the can. So being the rigid servant of society that I am, I obeyed.
To my surprise, there were two real-looking pieces of menma and one naturally fake-looking piece of chashu. The menma tasted like mushma (whatever that is--I couldn't find it in edjusted's glossary) and the chashu tasted exactly like cardboard with a hint of vinegar. Mmm...the resemblance was amazing. The soup had a soury sensation of overwhelming fishiness. To put it lightly, it was disgusting...haha.